The thought of finally some decent G-d forbid decent food is a delicious thing to most people. Fucking foods that actually taste like food. Most of us have had the run around from some “crafty” food eater who has decided that it’s alright to slap a few ingredients together and call it their own. There are a lot of stories behind the creation of these foods, but the end result is always the same. We get sick, we get hurt and finally some good G-d forbid decent people get scammed out of their hard earned money by a complete assay.
I am talking about food from your local supermarket: Those asshats sure love to sell us food that isn’t even edible. The funny thing is that they sell us these products with a whole bunch of different names. I’m going to list some of them so you can be aware and see if anyone is close to resembling a decent food that you could eat.
Assorted Deli Meat – If someone is selling you a bag of mixed deli meat then chances are they are trying to get money from you and they aren’t making decent food. Deli meats are supposed to be made from ground beef shavings and not the premade stuff you find in the deli section. Also there is the issue of the smell. Most deli meats are made from ground meat so they come out stale as soon as they hit your table and that stinky.
Sausage Links – These are usually served on the first day of the week. It’s just not cut enough to eat and they don’t have the flavor to be worth eating. They come wrapped in a paper bag and go bad within a day or two, which is also a pretty good reason not to eat them.
Bagels – Some places change them every day. This makes no sense. It’s like if someone changed a tire every day. It would wear down sooner. You’re paying for food, it’s not to make other people rich!
Pizza – This is one of my favorites. The crust is good, the cheese is good, and even the crust can be crusty if you like it. You can find a place where you can actually get a pizza slice with an onion crust for a buck.
Some places serve these and call it pizza, but really it’s just a flat loaf of bread with a topping like cheese on it.
